Thursday, October 16, 2008

Murder to Lawn Signs


So I've been wanting to get a paintball gun and red paint balls and go around taking down McCain a.k.a. Jabba the hut and debutante Palin lawn signs. Of all places, not North Carolina, not some red state but here.. in Los Angeles, CA I have to cringe every time I walk home. To see the signs on my block, in my neighborhood, my city, my state is disgusting. These folks must be deaf, dumb and blind to want the country to be run by Jabba and the teen queen. Are you serious? You're my neighbor, the Chicano who fought to have the ability to attend school, to have Chicano studies, to be able to buy a home and live the so called American dream.. now you want to put your pesky little lawn sign to irritate the crap out of me. How dare you? No, I won't lend you any sugar anymore and yes I will let my dog take a giant crap on your lawn (hopefully my dog can aim his piss to hit the sign.. training will start today).

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

GUIDE TO POPPING CHERRIES and not falling in love


Today I heard a story of a 35 yr old virgin woman who just got her cherry popped by a 28 yr old boy. Like predicted she is in love now.

In love with... the chemical reactions in her brain not this man. Where is the GUIDE TO POPPING CHERRIES and not falling in love? Why do women associate love with the first sexual encounter. Why aren't we given a book on how to get it over with and move on? The little stain of blood, the anticipation, the fear and goosebumps right before the first time are all small players in making you "THINK" you're in love. You're not..especially if you're a 35 year old woman whose vagina has been hungry for so long. Call me a bit jaded but seriously sex is important but it's not love (most of the time). Women associate most sexual acts with attachment where men can just have no attachment and perceive it as just getting their needs taken care of. I'm not trying to start a "slut" aka "liberated women" (according to some men) revolution, I'm just saying that women need to draw the line between getting their needs taken care of and actually thinking they're in love.

You need to have sex BUT you got to want to fall in love.

I would write more but this liberated woman has to start on my first chapter of GUIDE TO POPPING CHERRIES (and not falling in love).