Ghetto Princess

In a land not so far away, ghetto princess was at the ball having a nice tall pint of Guinness. Unassuming Prince Wilmington approaches her. Tall, drunk and not so handsome leans over and mumbles sweet nothings to her. The waltz continues to play and he attempts to impress her with his threats of eliminating anyone at the ball. "Pick anyone and they shall disappear", he says. The princess looks around the ball. Ghetto princess pauses and stares at him. Prince
Wilmington then drops down on to his knee and pulls out his gat. The Prince announces to everyone at the ball that he shall prove his loyalty by 'putting a cap' in any one's ass.

He rises to his feet and asks the princess for her hand. He tells her, "now let's share a 40 oz". Ghetto princess slightly amused, chuckles and raises her pint of Guinness and asks security to escort the crazy SOB out of the ball.

Cheers!