Me vs Liger

I've been having conversations with my hair lately. It has a mind of it's own and lately it's not cooperating. I've tried to blow dry it to tame the lion's mane but it's such a grueling task. I need another shower by the time I'm done fixing my afro.

Right now it's striped like a tiger and since it's a lion's mane, we'll it's a liger. It doesn't want to stay in place, it's wicked and exotic. It starts and ends on it's own will. It runs wild and I apologize now if you ever have to see it in the morning. I've been contemplating making the liger into a red fox but the liger seems to win (as of lately). I can't even twist my bangs because the liger likes breaks in the bangs. So instead of a tight twist, I have a broken one. One with a wave curl like some 80's mistake. If I decided to leave the bangs down, it covers most of my face (well up to my nose) and then I resemble cousin "it". I actually need to see where I'm headed so that's out of the question. Typically I feed the liger all the product it wants and sometimes even more since it's dehydrated most of the time. It's costing me more to keep the liger alive!!!

Today it's running wild with about 100 bobby pins wrestling the liger down. I have to come to terms that it's going to be a confrontation every morning. Right now I have two plans to eliminate the liger and bring in the red fox. Shhh! Keep it a secret and I'll have to keep you posted on this stealth operation. Stay tuned...

Me vs Liger

Score
Me -1 ( thanks bobby pins).
Liger- 0