too experienced for someone to rock n roll

Exes, lovers and haters. How do they evolve from lover to hater after sometime. At one point they were your best friend, lover, fan and family friend. Moments would pass where you wouldn't dare imagine your life without them. Now years, months, weeks later.. you can exhale and say THANK GOD! From being essential to non-existent is a strange transition. You grow apart, you evolve from your former self and become a new aware you. A person with the tools to tackle psychos ex-boyfriends and filter out future ones.

Recently my psycho ex found me on Facebook. His pathetic message said he just signed up and decided to look me up first, for some strange reason. Not only did I IGNORE his disgusting plea to be added to my social network, I also BANNED the mother fucker. Who does he think he is? After all these years of trying to dodge his psychotic attempts to get me back into his life. He must be jaded (he is btw) to think I would so gently press ADD to my friend list. He's got something else coming, I got my tools ready, they're called BAN and IGNORE and the old classic DELETE. I'd be dammed to allow these haters to permeate my social network.

TIP OF THE DAY: DO NOT GOOGLE EX's (they really don't give a damn about you)